Sunday, September 22, 2013

China or Chinatown USA?

Anyone ever see that Karate Kid movie? I mean the new one with Jaden Smith, not Ralph Maggio? Well, you should know that The New Karate kid is complete Bullshit. There are no other Black people in China. I am the only one, and if anyone says different, they're a lying prick.

If you haven't figured it out, I'm writing from china, which means that this whole enterprise of using Blogger is pretty fucking illegal. With that said, China isn't so different from the U.S. lets go down the list:

America
Consumed with Consumerism
China 
Consumed with Image
America
Hates poor people
China
Hates poor people
America
I drink too much
China
I drink too much
America 
Asians can't drive
China
Asians can't drive 


Yet, there are some differences that show the beauty of the two cultures

China 
No political dissension
America
A plethora of political options and opportunities
China 
Ethnocentric
America
Warm and accepting to every culture ever

You get the idea. 

In any event, the morale of today's story is that if a random person approaches you to  go to a tea shop, she's trying to take your money...all of your money. Now THAT'S an ancient Chinese Secret.

 P.S. I'm not the only Black person here. There are like 10 Nigerians somewhere. 

Posted by Pretentious Voice at 1:11 AM
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    warm and accepting to all cultures ever??...sarcasm?

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    Good humor! It's like you're my yin yang twin! Being spotted gets easier...you may be the only Black guy...but there's more men then women there...we should consider traiding places...lol...can't wait for the next one ::))

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